Good news, bad news.

[archerships]

Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam
look-alikes.

"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad
news!

The good news is Saddam is still alive.

The bad news is he lost an arm."

Comments

[auriam.livejournal.com]

Oh, gods, that's an old one. But no less funny.

I guess they were relieved to hear Saddam hadn't suffered shrapnel wounds to the groin anyway ;)

[princesswitch.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad there's some good war jokes being made!