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archershipsGuess who figured out how to get to my livejournal, right after I posted links to naked Dutch aerobics instructors and "pick up lines from the War on Terror"?
Yep, that's right.
Hi, Mom!
Yep, that's right.
Hi, Mom!
archershipsarcherships
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Date: 2003-02-12 06:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-12 06:43 pm (UTC)Friends-only is ... well. Your friend. ;)
*waves to mom*
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Date: 2003-02-12 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-12 07:11 pm (UTC)By the way, I have about 10 guy friends who want to thank you for that aerobics post. Still trying to figure out what they owe ME for passing it on...
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Date: 2003-02-12 09:15 pm (UTC)The irony is that she works as a physicians assistant for the Idaho Dept. of Public Health. So every day, she palpates the nether regions of dozens of people.
Yet she fast forwards through "bad" scenes (read "nude" scenes) in R-rated movies. If someone swears, wait a beat, and you'll hear "Such language!" If it gets to be too much, she'll just turn it off.
As Mormon women go, she's pretty laid back, but she's by no means pleased by such stuff.
As for your friends, make 'em find you naked pictures of guy hotties! Or whatever floats your boat. Maybe hobbit porn. ;>
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Date: 2003-02-13 05:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-13 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-12 09:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-13 04:55 pm (UTC)You should have told them that their daughter was the "backup girlfriend". I've heard parents like responsible guys capable of contigency planning...
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Date: 2003-02-13 06:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-12 09:47 pm (UTC)After I found a printed page from my journal at my mother's house, the password was promptly changed to something like "dontshowparents".
My Mormon roommate and I are now going to watch the sweet touching tale titled "Amy's Orgasm".
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Date: 2003-02-13 04:52 pm (UTC)So, did Amy...you know?
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Date: 2003-02-13 05:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-12 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-13 04:51 pm (UTC)That and hundreds of cockroaches in my bed.
But if Mom were less easygoing, then yes, I could see how it could be a worst nightmare...
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Date: 2003-02-13 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-13 02:23 am (UTC)Even if you are one of those people who tries to keep their LJ meticulously decent and free of gossip, TMI, or nekkidness, at some point, the worst possible thing on your journal will be found by the worst possible person to see it.
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Date: 2003-02-13 04:46 pm (UTC)Wait a minute...
Doh!
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Date: 2003-02-13 06:29 am (UTC)you spend months posting the most snow-white G-rated virgin-perfect stuff.. and you finally do something off-color and mom catches you.
Mothers have supernatural abilities, i'm convinced of it.
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Date: 2003-02-13 01:23 pm (UTC)