What boyfriends and girlfriends search for on Google

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Via http://www.predictablyirrational.com/?p=704#

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[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

TO LAST LONGER IN BED

[aldoushuxley.livejournal.com]

shave?

[aldoushuxley.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but it seems like a strange thing to ask for help on.

[denshi.livejournal.com]

Well deliver unto us an answer, cute-iconed, hypothetically-clean-lower-half guru.

[denshi.livejournal.com]

I believe Mr. Homage-to-Huxley asked the question. I have rather more complex questions than just shaving.

[denshi.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, punctuation tells much.

Now when your asking leads to no answer, simply her staring at you without responding, yet she continues to come over, unbidden, to your house, to stare at you and not speak, then what? How does one induce an answer?

[denshi.livejournal.com]

I support your enthusiasm for answers if not your methods.

(Understand we're not talking about shaving.)

[cramer.livejournal.com]

*pfft* That never works. (unless you want to here "no" a lot.)

[tinkerbell-mk.livejournal.com]

I like that "love me again" and "break up with me" are on both lists.

[snarkyshark2.livejournal.com]

ooh ooh! I know the answers to both questions on the top of each list! They answer each other, beautiful.