Print Lessons in Love: The Millionaire Hunters

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“Our exercise program can dramatically improve a woman's sexual performance," says Olga Nikitina, 40, the founder of the School for VUM-Building in central Moscow. "She can transform herself from a slow Russian car like a Lada into a Ferrari." To disguise the fact that the equipment really does look like it belongs in a car-mechanic's workshop — it's all pressure gauges and rubber hoses — the school's two rooms are painted pink and blue; stuffed animals model phallic devices.

"Once a woman reaches optimal fitness, she can shoot a fountain of water up out of her vagina in the bath," boasts Nikitina, a ponytailed blonde in a leopard-print top. The core device is a small silicone balloon that is inserted in the vagina and inflated with a pneumatic pump. "You squeeze against the balloon and measure the pressure on the attached gauges," says Nikitina. Fine-tuning can be achieved by learning to shoot out pebbles onto a metal target.

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Comments

[bandicoot.livejournal.com]

This report is useless without video ;p

[pasquin.livejournal.com]

That's ridiculous! You don't need treatment for that. Just have her practice pulping grapes down there, and she'll be tight in no time.

[kittles.livejournal.com]

This is clearly based in subconscious resentment of the fact men can still pee standing up more easily then women. They're just training for it the wrong way.

[crasch.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised that no one has yet sponsored a "Cowboy Action Shooting" style event for these ladies.

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

"Fine-tuning can be achieved by learning to shoot out pebbles onto a metal target."

It would appear that's just part of the training.