Aragorn's Very Secret Diary

[archerships]

cassieclaire's Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, son of Arathorn is hysterical.



"Day Twelve

Triumphant return to Helm's Deep. Got hugged by Gimli. As if I needed to be reminded that he is belt buckle height yet again. Necklace returned to me by Legolas, yay! He muttered something in Elvish that could have been "You're late" or could have been "Throw me down and shag me rotten." Not entirely sure which. Must brush up on Elvish as do not wish to presume.

Still not King but too busy keeping up men's morale to brood. Upcoming battle should be piece of cake, really."

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[vaderstg.livejournal.com]

"still not King."
"Stubble update: wet"

that thing was funny.

[almostthere.livejournal.com]

Thank you for linking that. Hysterical!

[peggin.livejournal.com]

I love her Diaries! Have you seen her Very Secret Diaries based on the first movie? If not, you can find them here:

Secret Diaries

I particularly like her take on Legolas and Boromir.

[giada.livejournal.com]

I love, love, love her secret diaries

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[crasch.livejournal.com]

Me too!