Phyllis Diller

[archerships]

So I went to visit my family at my sister Rachel's house in Phoenix. Jen brought her 2.5 year old twins, Bryce and Breanna. Bryce kept pointing to my cell phone, and asking "What's that?" "A cell phone." [points] "What's that?" "A cell phone." "What's that?"

Arrgh!

So I started answering, "Phyllis Diller." , "A calendar.", "A weiner."

I secretly hope the next time Bryce is at the grocery store he shouts: "Mommy, that man is talking to his weiner!"

I probably shouldn't have kids.

Comments

[ex-digitalis869.livejournal.com]

I probably shouldn't have kids.

Oh but it would be so entertaining for the rest of us!

[chronicfreetime.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's so hard to answer kids as truthfully as they deserve... sometimes you just know you could tell them anything and they would believe and remember and repeat it.

A scary number of adults, too.

[crasch.livejournal.com]

So true. This Nigerian guy wants me to keep $26 million in my bank account. Says I get to keep 10%. Once that money hits my account I'm keeping all of it, baby. What a sucker. I'm gonna be rich.

[afb.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine how one can be a parent and not have a sense of humor about it. After a while the kid knows full well that the cell phone is a cell phone and he's just trying to see what you'll say next. ;)

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Heh, heh. Yeah. Unfortunately for my future offspring, Dad thinks velcro covered walls, giant hamster balls, and electric shock collars are hysterical.

lol

[elleseebee.livejournal.com]

I secretly hope the next time Bryce is at the grocery store he shouts: "Mommy, that man is talking to his weiner!"

Or, "Mommy, that man's weiner is smaller than 's weiner!"

Re: lol

[elleseebee.livejournal.com]

Ok, so the 's there was supposed to also read "insert your name here" in brackets.