Cutest turtle porn ever

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Via pixiecup

Original: craschworks - comments

Comments

[evelynne.livejournal.com]

Man, I feel really bad for that turtle. It looks very frustrating.

But then, apparently it's not easy in the wild, either. Have you seen this? (For all I know, you posted it and that's how I found it.) It seems a little slow in the beginning, but stick with it.

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Haha. No, I hadn't seen that yet. Looks like a turtle version of Chris Brown.

[infrogmation.livejournal.com]

"Why Don't We Do It In The Road"

[integreillumine.livejournal.com]

ahhhhh!

[integreillumine.livejournal.com]

SO__wrong. I am traumatized for life!

lmao

[snarkyshark2.livejournal.com]

I had no idea turtles could make that sound.

Re: lmao

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Me either!

[ivanafox.livejournal.com]

I had a box turtle as a kid. We put a girl in there once and that may be the first time I ever witnessed that act live. It was pretty appalling but I don't remember Crackers (the boy) making that sound. If he had, I'm sure I would never, ever, ever, ever have gotten over it.

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Aw, Crackers is a great name for a turtle. I wonder if the sounds are species specific.

[dark-gardener.livejournal.com]

The mere IDEA of turtle porn has warped my mind to Lovecraftian levels of insanity.
Thanks, Chris, you have managed to achieve with just two words what Warren Ellis tried, but failed to bring about.
I'm afraid to watch the vid, but am so crazy now that I just can't stop myself.

*watches video*
OH GODS!!! IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Warren Ellis, eh? Rock on!

[ersigh.livejournal.com]

Awww, that was cute but I feel for the turtle... how frustrating!

And that video posted in your comments is funny too. The little noises are SO cute!

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Agreed!

[savorie.livejournal.com]

Turtle Wax off