From the depths of Jamie Zawinski's comments...

[archerships]

I was writing a screensaver on Linux, and it was like, BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP, and then, like, GNOME crashed for the 14th time today.

It devoured my source code. And then I had to write it again and I had to write it fast so it wasn't as good.

When I finally recovered my source code, I found that those damned GNOME kids had changed the screensaver interface for the 5th time this week. It was kind of ... a bummer. Those GNOME fuckers are worse than the frat boys!

THEN THAT FUCKING FISH SWAM ACROSS MY SCREEN. HATE. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. HATE.

I'm Jamie Zawinski, and I own a night club.

Text courtesy of ivorjawa; image courtesy of jlindquist. Originals here

Comments

[hep.livejournal.com]

i died.

no really, i died.

laughing

:(

redbull out nose hurts :(

[crasch.livejournal.com]

I'm just the messenger.

(Sorry about the redbull, though).

[rubylou.livejournal.com]

Oh dear God---is it possible to laugh this hard?? I think I burst a blood vessel or five.

Thanks!