Utilitarian Love Poem

[archerships]

You are aesthetically pleasing,
the reason for which I first noticed you.
And later I found your personality equally pleasing.
I also noted your waist to hip ratio is suitable for birthing.
Therefore, I think you should live in my house.

-alishahnovin

Original: craschworks - comments

Comments

[evelynne.livejournal.com]

I find that poem strangely pleasing. I think because I am really attracted to directness.

[crasch.livejournal.com]

If only your sentiments were more common! :>

[vivian2112.livejournal.com]

Hmm. ;)

[ivanafox.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go with evelynne. I like it. Although it would, of course, be creepy under almost any circumstances if actually used.

a postfeminist reply in limerick

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

There once was a girl from California
Who said, "Ring or I'm gone, and I won't mourn ya."
So when she takes all your stuff
And EOW visitation is rough
You can't say that she didn't warn ya.