Israeli Stripper Death Squads Entrap Arab Teen Boys

[archerships]

Via Arutz Sheva

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman ? an IDF soldier ? shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

I doubt this story is true, but when I’m ruler of my own banana republic, item 1 on the acquisition list will be “stripper death squads”.

Original: craschworks - comments

Comments

[vyus.livejournal.com]

fembots might work.

a guy really needs to reevaluate their intentions when the gal they're digging has a firearm-shaped bulge in in her underwear.

[mrgeddylee.livejournal.com]

If the pictures of Israeli women I've seen are a fair indication, there is no possible counter to this tactic. Israeli world domination is at hand.

[polyanarch.livejournal.com]

That's it, I'm moving to Israel instead of New Hampshire! Screw the Free State Project. I'm converting the very next time I see that guy with the beard and the black hat walk by!

[other.livejournal.com]

The best case scenario is that the bulge in her pants is pistol and she shots you.

[nasu-dengaku.livejournal.com]

For everyone who thinks this is fake, keep in mind that it worked in that Bond movie Octopussy, and that's based on REAL SPY TACTICS.

Huh.

[jasonecaesar.livejournal.com]

Touche.

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

It also worked in Star Trek 5, and Uhura was in her like mid-50's.