Attention, all hotties!

[archerships]

If you eat crackers in my bed, you will be kicked out. No exceptions!

That is all.

Original: craschworks - comments

Comments

[istar.livejournal.com]

hey everyone, party in crasch's bed! I'll bring the fondue if someone else brings the couscous!

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Aagh! Couscous!?!

Barbarian.

[sicarii.livejournal.com]

What about licorice whips?

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Licorice whips are acceptable, as they do not generally generate crumbs.

However, pixie sticks are right out.

[sicarii.livejournal.com]

Pixy Sticks do not generate crumbs. Sour Patch Kids on the other hand generate a lot of sugar crumbs.

[pooka.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[knova.livejournal.com]

So if you're NOT a hottie you won't be kicked out?

[crasch.livejournal.com]

The no-crackers dictum applies to hottie and non-hottie alike. However, since this is my bed we're talking about here, any occupants are "hottie" by definition.

[timtad.livejournal.com]

Nice save.

Attention, cracker eating hotties!

[danlyke.livejournal.com]

Arrangements can be made.

[evelynne.livejournal.com]

What about cookies?

Hmmmm....samoas

[crasch.livejournal.com]

You present a most compelling argument for pro-crumb tolerance. However, such a drastic change in policy will require extensive field trials.

[joblessmusician.livejournal.com]

Eww, definitely. Doubly true for toenail clipping.