Woman's Poem, Man's Poem

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Via theinimitable_l

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Comments

That's great

[polyanarch.livejournal.com]

"I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl to thrill me and then go away
I need a lover that won't drive me crazy
Some girl that knows the meaning of a
Hey hit the highway"

John Mellonhead hit the nail right on the camp.

[veddersbetter00.livejournal.com]

funny, but i'm curious -- was the posting of the poem on international women's day deliberate? :D

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Damn, I missed it.

[veddersbetter00.livejournal.com]

but not by much!