Rejected "Serenity" Tag Lines
2005-10-03 01:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
archershipsVia Serenitymovie.com:
"Coming Soon To Illegal DVD"
"A Stern Warning Of Things To Come"
"Fun For The Whole Family, Except Grandma and Grandpa"
"Soon To Be A Major Religon"
"Not Affiliated With Serenity Incontinence Products"
"A By Product Of The Fox Network"
"Like Firefly, But With Swearing and Partial Nudity"
"It's Like Lord Of The Rings...IN SPACE!"
"Voted Movie Of The Year by Serenitymovie.com"
"It's Like Buffy But With Spaceships and Hookers, And None Of That Vampire Shit".
"From The Makers Of Alien Resurrection"
"A Movie As Exciting As Its Title"
"See it before they make the sequel."
"It puts the 'S' in 'Hit Movie'."
"See the movie that's controversial, exciting, and critically acclaimed. But if that's not playing, see Serenity."
"A Sci-fi Horror Epic From The Writer Of Roseanne"
"Coming Soon To Illegal DVD"
"A Stern Warning Of Things To Come"
"Fun For The Whole Family, Except Grandma and Grandpa"
"Soon To Be A Major Religon"
"Not Affiliated With Serenity Incontinence Products"
"A By Product Of The Fox Network"
"Like Firefly, But With Swearing and Partial Nudity"
"It's Like Lord Of The Rings...IN SPACE!"
"Voted Movie Of The Year by Serenitymovie.com"
"It's Like Buffy But With Spaceships and Hookers, And None Of That Vampire Shit".
"From The Makers Of Alien Resurrection"
"A Movie As Exciting As Its Title"
"See it before they make the sequel."
"It puts the 'S' in 'Hit Movie'."
"See the movie that's controversial, exciting, and critically acclaimed. But if that's not playing, see Serenity."
"A Sci-fi Horror Epic From The Writer Of Roseanne"
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Date: 2005-10-03 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-04 12:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-04 05:49 am (UTC)No vampire shit?
Date: 2005-10-03 11:20 pm (UTC)And what about that Illyria/Fred parallel and the teen slayer concept?
I thought I was watching the final episode of Angel for a few minutes... (and loving it)
I just plain loved Serenity. I feel it was better than the real Star Wars, the real Matrix and the real Terminator -better than all 3 rolled into one. And WAY better than the Shitty LoTR crap where they didn't even put the real ending onto the screen (asshat). Tolkein must be rolling in his grave.
Re: No vampire shit?
Date: 2005-10-04 12:37 am (UTC)I agree with you that Serenity is great, as good as the movies you mentioned. (I wouldn't go so far as to say that it is better. But definitely worth a place in the pantheon of great sci-fi movies.)
Re: No vampire shit?
Date: 2005-10-04 01:37 am (UTC)Serenity may be better than the afore-mentioned greats because it has potential to produce non-suckage progeny. Joss can and will do that if he is given the chance. We live in exciting times Neo.