Kontraband educational videos

[archerships]

Just recently discovered Kontraband.com's store of online educational videos. For example, learn how to tell the relationship is over. And, once your relationship is over, learn how to make a "Fifi", to weather those lonely nights following the breakup. And finally, learn why you should never feed your dog chocolate.

Comments

[troyworks.livejournal.com]

thanks for posting this, The fifi-video was quite funny, especially with a southern accent.

[hippierage.livejournal.com]

I have another "educational video" where a guy shows how you can make a simulated vagina from a hollowed out microwaved cucumber. He then proceeds to fuck the cucumber while he has a carrot shoved into couch coushins and backs up on it.

[troyworks.livejournal.com]

geez!!

One part of me is horrified, the other is impressed. I um ..will never look at a cucumber the same way again:

"gee should I be eating this or fucking it?! or boht?"

perhaps there should be a new porn series " people with produce"

[deftly.livejournal.com]

I haven't looked at any of them yet, since my machine at work is a pile of ass. But I am amused that those URLs have an NSFW field. It looks like they don't actually use it though, too bad.