The Passion of Penn Jillette

[archerships]

Via 90proofavenger:

"...In 1999, Penn Jillette (of the famed Penn & Teller) patented stimulating a female in a hot tub..."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to violate some patent law.

Comments

[sofaking-par.livejournal.com]

It is virtually impossible to not get laid after getting a girl into a jacuzzi.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

'Cept this girl. Sometimes, a jacuzzi is just a jacuzzi.

[cris-nicewelts.livejournal.com]

If anything you won't get laid at all, you'll just get told to leave her and the jacuzzi alone for a while.

I

[sofaking-par.livejournal.com]

Keeping in mind that a nozzle, flush with hot and roiling water, can be a girl's best friend, I've never been thrown over for one.

Re: I

[cris-nicewelts.livejournal.com]

Ok Ok maybe it was just me. I ws so cynical about men at the time. 8 )

Re: I

[sofaking-par.livejournal.com]

Probably with good reason. ;^)

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

Two things.
Penn Jillette is a sexoholic. I saw a discovery channel show about his house. His floorplan was determined by paying a naked hooker to stand in the freezing desert night and he told her, "Prtend you're in my bedroom. Now show me how far you'd walk, naked, to get me a beer from the fridge."
He has a dungeon room off his bedroom, accessed by a hidden wall panel. Which is actually kind of cool, but still. The discovery channel wouldn't show it.

Someone patented entertaining a cat with a laser pointer.

[bkrichar.livejournal.com]

I'd take the hot tub over a laser pointer and a cat anyday.

[crasch.livejournal.com]

You say sexaholic like that's a bad thing.

[gentlemaitresse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really.

He should see the plans for *my* future house. ;-)

[jozafiend.livejournal.com]

and it's a damn fine jacuzzi at that! :-D

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[blueadept.livejournal.com]

I took a friend to a Penn and Teller show in Richmond and he complimented her on her pierced tongue when he signed her program. We were amused.

[ex-ilk.livejournal.com]

Bullshit is absolute genius, and a public service.

You did read about my trademark/DMCA skirmish, didn't you?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ilk/240947.html?mode=reply