[personal profile] archerships
Hey kids! Want to drink, smoke, fire weapons, or blow things up? The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives has a web site just for you:

http://www.atf.gov/kids/faq.htm

Thanks, ATF!

Date: 2004-04-06 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discopete1.livejournal.com
Gee Wiz, I was considering joining a gang, but having read the Gang Resistance Education and Training program (GREAT), I've changed my ways. It sure was a good thing I have access to the internet, or else I could have wound up like Cecil B Anthony, my neighbor, and joined the Crips.

Date: 2004-04-06 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denshi.livejournal.com
I called up the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and asked the woman who answered what kind of wine goes best with an M-16. The agent, trying to be helpful, asked, "well, what are you smoking?" -- Steven Wright

Date: 2004-04-06 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] polyanarch.livejournal.com
Alcohol? Tobbaco? Firearms? Who brought the chips?