Aah, but isn't this just what an Evil Girl would say?
Innocent Man: "You're evil!" Evil Woman (purrs): "Oh, honey, I'm not evil...I'm just complicated." Innocent Man (hopeful look): "Really? You mean it? Somehow all this makes sense?" Evil Woman: "Thas right, baby, c'mere and lemme explain it to you..." (ripping and stomping sounds) Innocent Man: "Ahh! My heart!" (falls to ground)
Little did I know, when blubbering on the shoulder of a longsuffering friend--"Why did she dump me? She must be irrational...(later)...She means nothing to me...nothing! Wahahaha..."-- that there was mathematical proof for my slightly inebriated ravings....
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Date: 2001-09-25 11:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-09-25 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-09-25 03:16 pm (UTC)Innocent Man: "You're evil!"
Evil Woman (purrs): "Oh, honey, I'm not evil...I'm just complicated."
Innocent Man (hopeful look): "Really? You mean it? Somehow all this makes sense?"
Evil Woman: "Thas right, baby, c'mere and lemme explain it to you..."
(ripping and stomping sounds)
Innocent Man: "Ahh! My heart!"
(falls to ground)
Hmmm...Jack Chick should do an comic on this....
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Date: 2001-09-25 06:48 pm (UTC)Re: similar
Date: 2001-09-25 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-09-25 07:07 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2001-09-25 08:09 pm (UTC)Little did I know, when blubbering on the shoulder of a longsuffering friend--"Why did she dump me? She must be irrational...(later)...She means nothing to me...nothing! Wahahaha..."-- that there was mathematical proof for my slightly inebriated ravings....
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Date: 2001-09-26 12:02 am (UTC)blinded by science.....
Date: 2001-10-02 12:23 pm (UTC)