As you're basking in post-coital bliss, announce that you can hit the ceiling with your spit and proceed to noisily gather the necessary ammo. When she pulls the covers over her head for protection from the failed attempt (or drips), flatulate away. Study her reaction for clues of acceptance of your future gas-passing. If she is offended, you'll have to give up either her or a relaxed sphincter.
Seems when we eat less carbohydrates we have less capabilties to produce phlatulents ( Farts ). Our body reacts differently and can only produce from the few carbs we eat each day to a whisper mode, instead of those roaring head turning loud bangers that wake the dead. As for the link I also read the whole blasted commentary when is it a good time to tell your wife? I don't know I fart loudly and am currently single.
A few weeks ago I ate baked beans at a picnic and went to bed early, At 3am my carbon monoxide detector went off? Was it caused by the excess of beans I ate or was there bad gas in the house, you make the call?
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Date: 2004-01-02 11:16 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-01-02 11:19 pm (UTC)government officials have an uninterrupted access to pornography
during a nuclear war.
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Date: 2004-01-04 11:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-04 01:19 pm (UTC)access to the porn. ;-)
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Date: 2004-01-03 07:22 am (UTC)The funniest part:
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Date: 2004-01-04 11:29 am (UTC)"I say hurl. If you blow chunks, and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew, and she bolts, it was never meant to be."
--Wayne and Garth, Wayne's World
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Date: 2004-01-04 11:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-13 07:16 am (UTC)Atkins plan, Diet that is
Date: 2004-01-03 12:13 pm (UTC)A few weeks ago I ate baked beans at a picnic and went to bed early, At 3am my carbon monoxide detector went off? Was it caused by the excess of beans I ate or was there bad gas in the house, you make the call?
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