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At christmas, when walking through large crowds of people, I often, purposely, walk into young children who aren't looking where they are going. They annoy me and I think it's funny when they sometimes fall over and their parents give me dirty looks... it's their own bloody fault for not looking where they are going!

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I masturbated on a girl's headstone. The crescent-moon shape was a convenient smooth shape. Pooh bear was carved on it. Since then, I've masturbated on gravestones about a half-dozen times.

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My boss is a narrow minded fool. So I keep leaking all his private information to his clients. But I've taken it too far this time. I leaked his wife's expenses and there is hell on. They don't know it was me though. Ha ha ha. One day I will get to sit on the big leather chair.

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[herbaliser.livejournal.com]

um?

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

Years ago, while visiting L.A. I got a blow job from a hot little latina hooker on Santa Monica BLVD. About 1 year later I was watching COPS on TV and saw her get arrested. Trouble was, it turns out Santa Monica BLVD is where the transexual and hermaphrodyte hookers hung out.

I can laugh now.

- millionsbillions@hotmail.com

Six degrees and all that...

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

So when my dog was about a year old, he loved humping people. He didn't really go for legs, he seemed to know that the torso was where the humping was at. He'd hump anyone unsuspecting enough to kneel, sit, or crouch near the floor. We'd always catch him early and make him stop.

But my sister had this one friend who would come over and she'd just "happen" to find a reason to crawl on all fours "looking for something." So the dog would try to mount her, and I'd say things to the effect of "bad dog, stop that," but she always said

"Nono, it's ok, I don't mind it."

WHAT?!?! What kind of person doesn't "mind" getting humped by a 70-pound golden retreiver?

- el_fuego@pantalones.com

That woman later moved to Germany and started doggiesex.com