Busy Day!

2003-09-09 08:23 pm
[personal profile] archerships
Boy, busy day today!

04:00 Bounced out of bed. Called Tony Robbins. Told him: "Cheer up, today's another day!"
04:15 Bowl of oat groats and mixed berries. Hmm...hmm..
04:30 Swedish aerobics.
05:30 Airlifted blind orphans from Cuba to D.C.
08:30 Changed batteries in G.W. Bush unit.
09:00 Did [livejournal.com profile] kitiara's nails.
09:30 Snacktime: apple plus cheese and crackers. Sold MSFT short.
09:35 Released worm. Covered short. Sigh. Another day, another $50 million.
10:35 Bridge with Warren. Won northern Nebraska and See's candy chain. Told me to "Fuck off!" when I told him he had a gambling problem.
11:20 Hurley called again. Must get unlisted number.
12:30 Checked LJ. Exchanged witty banter with [livejournal.com profile] theuglyvolvo.
12:45 Lunched with Greenspan. Man, doesn't he ever get tired of the "pull my finger" routine? Crabcake was delicious though.
01:30 Mud wrestling with Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
03:30 Nap. Dreamt about playing "nursing home pinball".
04:30 Played "nursing home pinball" on my Segway
06:30 Bowling with Kim Sung Il. Told him he put too much jouche in his hair again. Now he's all sullen.
07:30 Sent next set of songs to Eminem.
08:30 Answered children's letters to Santa.
09:30 Dinner with Angelina. She cooked a delicious Porterhouse. Strange girl, but oh, such lips. Note to self: next time, I'm the one tying the scarves.
10:30 Hef called. No, it's 1/2 pill every 2 hours, not 2 pills every 1/2 hour. Man can never keep it straight.
10:45 Introspective moment. Asked myself: does money really buy happiness?
10:50 Chortled heartily.
11:00 Bedtime

Date: 2003-09-09 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frostbyte.livejournal.com
waitaminit!!!

"released worm"

Better get Cochran on the horn - I'm suing your ass off!

Date: 2003-09-09 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faustin.livejournal.com
Crasch, just trying to help you out (I know a busy guy like you needs friends to watch his six) --- while you were mud-wrestling with the Cowboy's cheerleaders, someone hacked your LJ account and posted on the truth about sexual attraction.

I say, Warren's got motive, Angelina has the means, and Greenspan had the opportunity. Hope that helps.

Date: 2003-09-10 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixelshim.livejournal.com
A busy day indeed....

Now, if you could just top it today...

*smile*...

Date: 2003-09-10 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittles.livejournal.com
*looks at computer screen*
*looks at nails*

Hmmm.

Date: 2003-09-10 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crasch.livejournal.com
What, you don't like black lacquer? I thought that black was the new black among World Dominatrixes?