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archerships1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
U.S.
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
chaps. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS
George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman
who delivers your mail is into S &M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy
in drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
news station about "STORM WATCH 2003 "
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
U.S.
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
chaps. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS
George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman
who delivers your mail is into S &M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy
in drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
news station about "STORM WATCH 2003 "
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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Date: 2003-08-02 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-02 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-03 04:59 pm (UTC)I am not kidding; that's really what my landlady does.
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Date: 2003-08-03 07:42 pm (UTC)26. People incessantly ask you where you're from, and ask again after you tell them "from here."
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Date: 2003-08-04 10:01 am (UTC)My additions:
- All your waiters are wanna be actors
- Even the clerk at 7-11 wrote a screenplay.
thank you!
Date: 2003-08-14 06:53 pm (UTC)Including the majority of SF and LA, really!
I get really tired of Midwesterners who cop this "California is full of flakes" attitude, when really, most of California is very Midwestern - especially since so many people have ancestors who are dust bowl refugees.
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Date: 2003-08-04 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-24 11:12 pm (UTC)Is pot legal?
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Date: 2003-10-07 03:57 pm (UTC)