Since this whole "internet thing" appears to be here to stay, I've decided to take the leap into internet dating. So those of you out there who may have been thinking--"How can I get into crasch's pants?"--now's your chance!
Your profile is wonderful!!! hehehe. I had a good chuckle at the "Holy Bible by God" addition...(since it is what I study and write about most, while being anti-organized religion myself..*evil grin*)
I've met David Friedman, and I've got to admit, he's really, really not sexy. But I appreciate the sentiment, even though I'm really more of a Milton Friedman kind of girl myself.
You know maybe there's something to that LJ match quiz after all. Judging from your profile, I think I may very well be your long lost evil twin. Just take crasch and remove all the redeeming social virtues and the desire to procreate...
Except one thing.... David Friedman sexy? You've seen him, right? Dude. Duuuuuuuude. Scary. :P
Good luck, Chris. For obvious selfish reasons, I'm hoping your experiment is a resounding success.
My social virtues? Who's been spreading these wild rumors?
You know who Ron Jeremy is, right? Knicknamed "The Hedgehog." Yet he's slept with thousands of gorgeous women. Henry Kissinger? Babe magnet. David Friedman's got the same charisma.
No desire to reproduce? That's a shame. All the good DNA is evaporating from the gene pool.
Oh alright... you're just cute as a bug aren't you? You DO need to up your age limit though... don't you know that women aren't ready for true actually jungle monkey sex until the minute they turn 43? Many of us even come with pre-assembled children. And once I do something about this husband of mine we'll have all that insurance money...
Great great ad. Good luck... she's a lucky young thang...
Ooh, insurance money. I always awanted to be a "kept" man.
As for the age > 43 = lot's o' jungle monkey sex, I have to agree with you. I dated a 43 year old woman when I was 27, and boy, she tuckered me out.
I like pre-assembled children, but I'd like to have at least one of my own. I'd just like to see what me and my mate's DNA smushed together would be like. Also, I want to brainwash my kid(s), and it's easier if one starts with a blank slate.
You mean like intriguing like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky? I'm glad you noticed! Wait a minute...did you mean Tom Cruise pre or post facial disfigurement?
_Vaguely_ geeky? Girl, I'm a full-on, balls out, prime grade-A geek.
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You are brave...
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Date: 2003-07-05 03:39 pm (UTC)Brave? You obviously haven't seen me discover an earwig in my bed.
Why do you study the Bible?
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Date: 2003-07-05 03:38 pm (UTC)Milton Friedman's sexy too.
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Date: 2003-07-05 03:52 pm (UTC)The onion/springstreet networks does have some of the highest quality people on the net (aside from yourself and myself ).
I did get a kick out of your profile...heh on par with mine in witty banter ;)
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Date: 2003-07-05 04:15 pm (UTC)That said,
"My witty banter's better than yours! Nyah. Nyah!"
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Date: 2003-07-05 04:03 pm (UTC)Yikes, I was right there with you until that...:)
-p.
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Date: 2003-07-05 04:27 pm (UTC)You know maybe there's something to that LJ match quiz after all. Judging from your profile, I think I may very well be your long lost evil twin. Just take
Except one thing.... David Friedman sexy? You've seen him, right? Dude. Duuuuuuuude. Scary. :P
Good luck, Chris. For obvious selfish reasons, I'm hoping your experiment is a resounding success.
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Date: 2003-07-05 04:37 pm (UTC)You know who Ron Jeremy is, right? Knicknamed "The Hedgehog." Yet he's slept with thousands of gorgeous women. Henry Kissinger? Babe magnet. David Friedman's got the same charisma.
No desire to reproduce? That's a shame. All the good DNA is evaporating from the gene pool.
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Date: 2003-07-05 05:06 pm (UTC)Wait a minute...you're not with the "Biggest Dork on the Internet" prize committee again are you?
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Date: 2003-07-05 06:34 pm (UTC)Great great ad. Good luck... she's a lucky young thang...
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Date: 2003-07-05 07:53 pm (UTC)As for the age > 43 = lot's o' jungle monkey sex, I have to agree with you. I dated a 43 year old woman when I was 27, and boy, she tuckered me out.
I like pre-assembled children, but I'd like to have at least one of my own. I'd just like to see what me and my mate's DNA smushed together would be like. Also, I want to brainwash my kid(s), and it's easier if one starts with a blank slate.
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Date: 2003-07-05 09:08 pm (UTC)And here I thought burned all copies made of that book. ;)
Great personals ad. :)
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Date: 2003-07-06 04:02 pm (UTC)_Vaguely_ geeky? Girl, I'm a full-on, balls out, prime grade-A geek.
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