The Mighty Warrior

[archerships]

It's a sad, sad thing when a man cuts himself on a butterknife while attempting to open a bag of frozen broccoli.

Comments

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Over the past week, I got three paper cuts on my left hand.

[crasch.livejournal.com]

First butterknives, now paper. Does the trial lawyers association know about this?

[noblebeast.livejournal.com]

how the mighty have fallen

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, next thing you know, I'll be microwaving my oranges...oh wait....

[troyworks.livejournal.com]

could be worse you could have gone to the hospital from paper cuts (not me!)

[crasch.livejournal.com]

You know someone who had to go to the hospital due to paper cuts?

Re:

[troyworks.livejournal.com]

Yup, it got infected (I think the person cut herself on a possibly gritty cardboard box while breaking it down for the dumpster) somewhat like this story.

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~airyn/rants/finger.html

[saintswife.livejournal.com]

In high school I had an aquaintance try to impale a carrot on a knitting needle and instead impale their hand on said needle.

And a side note - ewww, broccoli. *shudder*

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Owch.

1. Why was your "acquaintance" trying to impale a carrot with a knitting needle? I've heard of body modification, but carrots...?

2. Broccoli's good! And good for you too. Now, cabbage, that's just gross.

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[saintswife.livejournal.com]

I never really did understand WHY she was doing it - just to say that she was sitting in front of the mindnumbing television, and was eating a carrot and I guess she simply decided to mount the darn thing on the knitting needle. Who knows what goes through the mind of a 14 year old at that point.

And by putting it in quotes are you trying to imply that it was ME??? Hah. Nope, I don't have a scar on the fleshy part of the hand between the thumb and first finger the size of a hole.

Broccoli seriously doesn't work for me - My daughter loves it, and while I will let her cook it for herself, it simply inspires a gag reflex in me. Cabbage - I've only had it in coleslaw, and never did understand why people would want to eat something so bitter.

that's what you get for trying to eat vegetables

[ch.livejournal.com]

stick with steak; it's safer.

Re: that's what you get for trying to eat vegetables

[crasch.livejournal.com]

You know, you're right. I've never been injured by a beef product before. Enough of these dangerous vegetables--it's only Angus barn for me now.

[ex0teric.livejournal.com]

*applause*

[crasch.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.