Some of you may have wondered....why doesn't crasch post more about his personal life? (O.K. So none of you wondered this...humor me.) Well, the answer is because if I did, the results would bear a striking resemblance to this blog.
As I began reading, my left leg itched. I lifted my left hand and proceeded to relieve the itch with my second and third digits. This was pleasing to me.
Damn, you outed me. Yes, it's true. Every night, I bare myself to the patrons of Apartment 19-B. No one seems to notice my empty, bored eyes as I fulfill their tawdry fantasies.
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Date: 2003-05-09 03:02 pm (UTC)no subject
(I have at times motivated myself to get off my ass with the rationale, "hey, this might make an interesting journal entry!")
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Date: 2003-05-09 04:00 pm (UTC)Don't drink and drive? Knowledge is power? Be cool, stay in school? Guns don't kill people; people kill people?
My personal life is giving me mixed messages.
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Date: 2003-05-09 03:57 pm (UTC)http://www.siweb.com/staff/grimmdav/jim/index.htm
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Date: 2003-05-09 09:14 pm (UTC)I must say the tips are terrible, too.
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Date: 2003-05-10 02:23 pm (UTC)Now there's the kind of posts you need to be making ;)
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Date: 2003-05-09 10:59 pm (UTC)Until now.
Thank you. Thank you, very much.
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Date: 2003-05-10 02:52 am (UTC)