Going grey?

Not like this guy, I would imagine.

[Be sure to note the date of publication in the URL.]

Capitalization

"Capitalization is the difference between 'Helping your uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse'."

[EDIT: This quote is not original to me -- I think I found it in someone's sig on Slashdot, who apparently got it from here:
http://www.bash.org/?367896]